THE NEW LABOUR GOVERNMENT - WHO'S WHO (1)

Let's have a quick look at Who's Who in the new Labout Government.

Firstly,  top dog and Prime Minister, the Rt Hon Keir Starmer.  We don't know anything about him - or,  more importantly,  his policies - so that we cannot write very much.  All we can say is that he is an automaton who makes us want to fall asleep the minute we hear him.  Boredom personified in other words. Make no mistake,  however,  the man is  hardcore Stalinist.  He is no Social Democrat and it would be utter folly to think that he is.  And,  like every other Labour Prime Minister in history,  he is on a mission to make Britian poorer,  much poorer.

The Rt Hon Angela Rayner is Deputy Prime Minister and has been given the Housing brief also.  She has always been several disasters waiting to happen - simultaneously.  A Social Democrat?  Never heard of it.

The Rt Hon Rachel Reeves is Chancellor of the Exchequer.  Another crashing bore automaton and hardcore Old Stalinist who is going to destroy the country before too long.  Frankly,  this woman - who,  remember,  had her Parliamentary credit card stopped by the Parliamentary authorities for false accounting - is so appallingly stupid that we wouldn't  even allow her to take our dog for a walk on deserted Ardroil Sands.  This is hardcore Stalin on steroids and the sooner she is removed from the Treasury,  the better.  Social Democrat?  Dead in the water,  matey.

The Rt Hon David Lammy is Foreign Secretary.  Lammy is a well-known loudmouth and what on earth possessed Starmer to give this stupid, garrulous man such an important post - where diplomacy is key -  only Starmer can explain.  He's simply out of his depth and we readily see trouble afoot. Social Democrat?  Aye,  right.  Thick as they come.

The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper is Home Secretary.  A refugee from the Blair years,  Ms Cooper will find a piece at any door.  In our view, Ms Cooper is intellectually unsound.   We see trouble here also.  A Social Democrat?  Never in a million years.

The Rt Hon Wes Streeting is Health Secretary.  The only impression he has made on us so far is that he has a featherweight brain that he is always most eager and anxious to show off to anyone daft enough to listen.

The Rt Hon Bridget Phillipson is Education Secretary.  She communicates quite well for a Socialist most of whom cannot string two words together a la Angela Rayner.  She's possibly the next Labour Leader but only if she will ever be able to overcome the forthcoming stigma of being a Stalinist Associate of the Starmer era - and not to mention her acceptance of an awful lot of dodgy cash from dodgy 'sponsors'.  

The Rt Hon Ian Murray is Secretary of State for Scotland.  He communicates well but he's got in with the wrong crowd. He is not a natural Stalinist and that will cause problems.

The Rt Hon Hilary Benn,  son of the mad Tony Benn, is the Northern Ireland Secretary.  We've always liked the man but,  again,  he's got in with the wrong crowd.

All in all, we are not impressed.  There's trouble on the way and,  as ever in true socialist style, Labour will start off by strangling the goose that lays the golden business egg.  The lifeblood of the country,  in other words.

'Twas ever thus with Labour.  Mark our words.