Andy Burnham became Prime Minister on 20 July 2026. He's off abroad on holiday some 14 days later leaving convicted criminal Louise Haigh in charge of running the country!!!!!
Well done Andy, well done indeed. Obviously, you are much more frightened of The Wife than you are of the electorate. And what was that we said just a few days ago that you were naive and without intellect?
Didn't take long for us to be proven correct, did it?
The best thing the World Footballing Authorities could do is get rid of FIFA President Gianni Infantino.
NOW!
Well, that was some 24 hours. And another shower of absolute dopes in Cabinet.
The only appointment of which we approve is that of John Healey as Chancellor of the Exchequer and who has replaced the dreadful Rachel Reeves, the most stupid woman on earth. And we'll give Work and Pensions Secretary, Pat McFadden, the benefit of the doubt for the time being. Other than that it's incompetent after incompetent.
Trouble's brewing from this lot alone - and never mind the public or the rejected Starmerites.
Well, Andy, that didn't take long, did it? A matter of only minutes into your Premiership and you appoint The Right Honourable Louise Haigh PC as First Secretary of State, Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster and Secretary of State for Transport!!!!!
Louise Haigh is a convicted criminal. Some years ago she pled guilty to a charge of attempting to pervert the course of justice when she alleged falsely to the Police that her mobile phone had been stolen. The circumstances are as murky as Ms Haigh herself.
We are all for forgiving and forgetting and all that but bearing false witness against anyone is something we take with the utmost seriousness. It is a particularly horrible crime and is not remotely a minor breach of the law. With judgement like this in appointing Ms Haigh to important public roles, the electorate is going to turn against you - and it won't be long either. Louise Haigh should never have been allowed any role in government.
Sadly, it's just as we thought it might be. You have no sense of propriety whatsoever or any sense of decency. Just whatever it takes in your own personal interests. The ultimate chancer in other words. You conned the people of Manchester but it is infinitely more difficult to con the rest of us. We know a carpetbagging chancer when we see one.
And forget everything about extending your term beyond this current Parliament.
We understand The Right Honourable Andrew (Andy) Burnham PC will become Prime Minister tomorrow.
It is not something we are looking forward to for five reasons. Firstly, Burnham has no mandate from the public; secondly, he's yet another schoolboy Socialist class warrior; thirdly, he's stupid and naive; fourthly, the intellect required for the job simply isn't there; and, fifthly, his hero is the one-time Leader of the Labour Party, Neil Kinnock, better known in his heyday as The Welsh Windbag.
There is much anguish within the chattering classes as to who will be in the Cabinet and, especially, who will be Chancellor. Our own view is that it will not matter a toss as they are all a shower of abject idiots anyway.
The dust has settled a bit, at least for now. Let's have a look.
Poor Peter is slumming his sentence of 5 years and 3 months at His Majesty's Prison Dumfries. Nicola is living in London lording it up in the fancy wine bars of Notting Hill and couldn't give a toss about her man - or anyone else for that matter. She's the very coldest of very cold fishes. She's the classic psychopath.
Nicola has long hated England, the English and Tories. She has said so on many occasions. Those are her passions in life. The irony of seeking refuge in England is completely lost on her. 'I'm a victim too', she moaned of her husband. Me, me, me, me forever. Frankly, Scotland is well shot of her and, with a bit of luck, it is eternal.
So, there is currently quite a difference in their respective fortunes. We couldn't care less about the poisonous and ghastly Nicola but we hope Peter will use his time wisely in the nick and reform into becoming a good citizen. Our advice to him is to write his memoirs and provide some sort of accurate record as to those long-running events of yesteryear.
His memoirs would make him a fortune, many times the price of the assets he purloined. And those memoirs would be infinitely more entertaining than any self-serving rubbish coming from Nicola's £5,000 pen.
So, Mr A Burnham is the latest MP for the Makerfield constituency. The unrefined Northern Labour Party machine politician won the day.
Starmer is, admittedly, a dreadful Prime Minister but we would prefer him any day of the week to Burnham. Burnham is a self-promoting opportunistic chancer with the biggest ego on Planet Earth. We simply don't like the cut of his jib. His victory is anything but a good omen for UK politics. And we will never, ever trust an ageing politician who adds colouring to his greying hair.
If the Labour Party had any sense left it would take a lurch to the Right well away from the Soviet-style politics practised by Starmer, Reeves & Company. However, should 'Grecian Boy' Burnham ever become Prime Minister, it would be a gigantic leap to the Left draining the confidence of the Financial Markets. And we all know where that would lead us - job losses, more job losses and even more job losses still.
With Mr Burnham in charge the country would be well and truly doomed. He's the ultimate chancer.
